I’ve been thinking of Lloyd Bridges’ character in Airplane! lately. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking/quit smoking/quit sniffing glue/quit amphetamines/start a gardening blog!
Honestly, I can’t remember a summer in the past 20 years that has been less hospitable for gardening. First it was the mosquitoes. Then it was the torrential rains that left much of my yard a swamp, thus generating even more mosquitoes. Then it was the invasion of pesky little taupe-colored moths, which flushed from the grass and shrubbery at the slightest touch. Then it was the Invasion of the Monster Insects. I’ve spotted a 4-inch praying mantis (I know it’s harmless, but yeesh), some enormous winged insects hanging out menacingly in the driveway (the kind of thing waaay too big to step on), and other unidentified beastly hard-shelled things stuck in spiderwebs. The anthills in the backyard have multiplied and spread alarmingly. Friend of TT Vickie suggests blasting the hills with malathion, but I just can’t go there.
Our yard service guys say they can take care of all this for a couple hundred bucks. But we’ve gotten this far into summer; I can’t see us dropping that kind of change. It’s not like we entertain in the backyard on a regular basis. And if we had that kind of spare cash lying around, I’d put it toward repairing something we could appreciate year-round, like ripping out the water-damaged wallpaper in the master bedroom and patching up the drywall underneath it.
The mosquitoes show no signs whatsoever of giving us a break. We’re loath to use a lot of chemicals around here, but even my husband had enough when he had to fight his way through a cloud of skeeters to get from his car to our front door, a trip of perhaps a dozen steps. He grabbed a can of repellent we hadn’t used since our elder son’s graduation party in 2009 and went nuts. I couldn’t blame him.
The only gardening chore I’ve been able to manage in these godawful conditions is keeping the pots of annuals watered, and even that requires a lot of breath-holding and/or chuffing air out through my nose to keep mosquitoes from flying up my nostrils. Watering takes maybe 10 minutes, and that is just about precisely how long I can stand to be outside in my own damn yard.
These Cambodia-like conditions have everything growing like crazy, of course, including the weeds. The bed I cleaned out for transplanted hostas and daylilies under the apple tree last year is now sporting knee-high junk that needs to go, but it’s also in the wettest part of the garden, where the skeeters are at their most bloodthirsty. I’m hoping for a cold snap that kills the little varmints so I can get something accomplished out there before the snow flies.
Posted on Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 at 6:09 pm. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
I picked produce from the garden yesterday and the mosquitoes, surprisingly, weren’t too bad. I think it was too hot even for them.
Sadly, my beautiful tomatoes seem to have taken a hit. Beefsteaks and Celebrity are doing ok, but my little yellow tomatoes have some kind of plant blight and the Tigerellas are cracking. Even though I pick every other day or so, the romas are literally rotting on the vine, the ones I’m able to pick are soft and mushy, and I’m not about to try to can them. Too bad because they’re visually gorgeous, big and striped (a variety called Speckled Roman). Since I plant most of my tomatoes with the intention of canning them, I’ve effectively lost half my crop.
My yard is a mess. When the weather cools and the mosquitoes settle down, the cleanup is going to be hideous. I’ll need one of those “hacking-through-the-vegetation” knives you see in movies.
Posted at August 13th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Yeah, we’ll need heavy artillery when we’re finally able to get out there, too. I lost my only good pair of garden trimmers a month ago and have been hacking, when I can stand to get out there, with the hedge trimmers. Feh.
Sorry about your tomatoes. It sounds like you had a lovely selection, too.
Posted at August 13th, 2010 at 6:28 pm
go to harry’s and pick up Cutter’s for your yard..you attach to hose and spray really works
Posted at August 14th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Well, if you have Cambodia-like conditions you can always transplant stuff into a Pol Pot.
Posted at August 15th, 2010 at 1:48 am
jc: Ouch. That pun was damn near painful.
Posted at August 15th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I came over here from Nancy’s blog to tell you we have conquered our mosquitoes eith the skeeter vac. We had swarms of them, year round, living in Hawaii as we do. You would only have to run this apparatus in the summer months. It’s expensive, but what is a mosquito-free environment worth to you?
Posted at August 26th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Thanks for the tip, Hattie. The skeeters seem to be lying low at the moment — we’ve had a dry spell, finally — so I don’t think we’ll pull the trigger this year. But dammit, if they show up again next year, we just might.
Posted at August 26th, 2010 at 3:54 pm